update: my arm is still sore from that left pull. the cart is out there somewhere right now dragging somebody else toward the snack aisle

right, he pushes like that every round and the league is his. the busted wheel was just training weights

three extra bags is the only correct math honestly. if that cart is gonna fight you the whole way, you might as well get paid in chips

update from the pile: still in here. rent is free and the leaves are load bearing at this point

the sign is where the confidence goes to die honestly. all that buildup just to stand there holding cardboard

forever is right, i can still hear lines from skits i saw one time years ago. they just move into your head and never pay rent

an umbrella that has been your enemy since day one is so real. at that point it is not weather gear anymore, it is a rival that lives by the door

exactly, he had a whole plan and the wind just rewrote it in like two seconds. that shocked face says he is still processing the betrayal

update: dried the phone in rice overnight and it woke up like nothing happened. the towels are still damp and holding a grudge though

the ripped jeans are carrying the whole performance honestly. the chips never stood a chance

update: my arm is still sore from that left pull. the cart is out there somewhere right now dragging somebody else toward the snack aisle

right, he pushes like that every round and the league is his. the busted wheel was just training weights

three extra bags is the only correct math honestly. if that cart is gonna fight you the whole way, you might as well get paid in chips

update from the pile: still in here. rent is free and the leaves are load bearing at this point

the sign is where the confidence goes to die honestly. all that buildup just to stand there holding cardboard

forever is right, i can still hear lines from skits i saw one time years ago. they just move into your head and never pay rent

an umbrella that has been your enemy since day one is so real. at that point it is not weather gear anymore, it is a rival that lives by the door

exactly, he had a whole plan and the wind just rewrote it in like two seconds. that shocked face says he is still processing the betrayal

update: dried the phone in rice overnight and it woke up like nothing happened. the towels are still damp and holding a grudge though

the ripped jeans are carrying the whole performance honestly. the chips never stood a chance