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Starting with number two, Cody Rhodes. Mentor beat him. Number three, CM Punk. C*** beat him. Number four, Mystico. Douchebag. And I beat him at Grand Slam Mexico. We all saw it. The ref was very weird about it. I think we had a second match. I can't remember if we did. But yeah, I guess that spot for him is solid. He's the second biggest draw in Mexico. was like right behind me. I sold out building after building every time I was the world champion in CMLL. I don't think Mystico's really ever sold it out before, to my knowledge. Number five, Kinosuke Takeshita. Good kid, beat him. He's got something, I think. He's got potential. Number six, Hangman Adam Page. Dork, could never be the AEW world champion ever again. And I beat him. Seven, you go to Tsuji. Sorry. Oh, you skipped him because New Japan's not a real company. All right. He's actually a world champion right now. On what planet? A world champion of being skinny fat? The IWGP world champion? Number eight, Trick Williams. Trick Williams is the number eight spot. Talk about a guy He only been on national television for a very short period of time I got to meet Trick actually at LaGuardia Airport in my opinion the best airport in New York State And we chopped it up a little bit, got to hang out with him again recently at my friend Dip's par-tay. He's just a good guy, you know? I like him. I know this is more than five words, but great guy, boatload of potential. He's from my great hometown of Columbia, South Carolina. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So is he the only one that's not inbred? Or did he make an exception to the rule? Number nine, Obafemi. Obafemi! Okay. Great dude. And very large. A very large man. And another guy with a boatload of potential. And number ten, Gunther. Gunther. So, great guy. Pretty upset. about the John Cena match, still am. Well, John Cena is the second greatest professional wrestler of all time behind me. And to just see John go out like that was really upsetting. But I mean, going through, probably the hardest-hidden professional wrestler in the game, besides me, of course. Really talented, tough SOB. In the words of AEW commentator extraordinaire Jim Ross, He's tougher than a $2 steak.