Transcrição (en)

There is. Always has been. Leo Messi. That fella shows less emotion than the Mona Lisa on beta blockers. But when he finally won the World Cup, man, he was crying like a baby watching beaches while listening to Adele's second album. Waterworks. What about Ronaldo? That guy's cried so much, I can only assume that's how he got them abs. You know, it's like, there's all these little crunches and just balling them. That fella got too many abs, he got 12-pack on them. Good lord. Wait, Maradona cried? Zidane cried? Neymar cries all the time.