Transcrição (en)

ID. There's a strange abbreviation when you think about it. I is short for I. And then D is short for Dentification. It's funny with Saturday Night Live, isn't it, that people either go on to huge fame or they fizzle into oblivion. And then there's you. No, but... It won't go away. When I was a kid, I walked in on my parents having sex. It was the most embarrassing half hour of my life. I think it's got a useless to go to school. I never graduated college or I never went to college. I don't know if I believe that. Remember when you came and visited the set of Man on the Moon? Oh, sure, yeah, yeah. I was also in the film. I'm not political. In my opinion, if you're going to fight the war on terror, a good place to start would be this nation's haunted houses. They terrifying We all went on a tour to do stand and he goes I the best comic out of all of us And everyone went yeah Yeah that true No one fought back Now, why would they fire you? This guy, Don Ohlmeyer, who turns out to be the president, he goes, I'm firing you there from the show. And then I said, oh, that's not good. And then I said, why is that now? And he goes, oh, you're not funny. You're not funny. And then I said, I said, holy lord, that's even worse news, you know? I don't like to act. Actors look on me the way vampires look on Count Chocula. We regard you as the best of the best, the guy who has it in every fiber of his being. You know, there's no such thing as unconditional love with human beings, but dogs, they don't care. Hitler had a dog. Now you think of that. There was a dog in history who loved Hitler more than anyone. He would wake up in the morning and go, where's Hitler?