Zach Campbell on Beyoncé merch box
Zach Campbell isn't the fool they'd need to drop nearly a grand on Beyoncé's empty merch box. He'll pass.
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$948 for a box that is motherfucking empty. Now that's where Beyonce, I have to come to your house and I have to come knock on your door. Because if I'm going to buy that box, bitch, because I almost bought it this morning. I'm not going to lie to you. I almost bought it this morning. And I said, I stopped myself. Can I stop there? And I said, I'm an idiot. Because if there's nothing in this box, if there's nothing in this box, I'm coming to your house. And I'm going to come over with said box. Hey, girl. Hey, everybody. Hey, everybody. and I'm coming to the glam room and I'm getting the Beyonce Experience 2007 tour wig and I'm putting it in that box. That's the only way that box is going to be meaning something to me is if I come to your home, I'm going to pay $900. I'll pay the $948. I'll put the box in the security camera like, hey, this is my invitation. The box and then open the gates and I'm going to come upstairs. Hey, everybody, how y'all doing? And I'm going to the glam room and I'm going to grab the Beyonce Jose experience 2007 wig, that's still hanging up. I know you have it. Girl, don't play with me. You have it intact. She in mint condition I sure Mint condition okay I want that wig And then I going down the hallway and I going to get this is before I get shot I going down the hallway I'm going to get the single ladies glove. I'm going to put that in the box. Then I'm going to go down the hallway, okay? And I'm going to get me the 2009 VMA leotard that you said performed single ladies. Need that. Put that in there. and then I'm going to go down the hallway and I'm going to get your Mugler ribbed coat and gray jumpsuit from when in Vegas, I'll be, I'm putting that in my box. And now then, and only then, Ms. Knowles, I can, Carter, I can take my box, leave your home. Of course, under the pretenses, I did not get taken down and I'm leaving home. I'm leaving your house. Nobody's, you know, Nothing wrong. I don't want nothing else from you. It's fine. Hey, y'all. Enjoy your dinner. I got my shopping bag and I'm out your hair because I got it in my box. I'm out your hair because it's in my box.
