Transcrição (en)

Robin, would you come up and give... Would you give the funniest acceptance speech I ever... What Jack is trying to say here... Is he so happy to be here he could drop a law, for real. Right now, he wants to thank Jeffrey Katzenberg for the lens... And the seats. And the seats and way to go. Hopefully Shaq kicked his ass tonight. But, Jack, say it more, Buddha, because you're dressed up tonight and wearing the sunglasses inside works even better. Show off the teats, baby. We also want to thank the set decorator for putting in the big balls for the last two minutes of the show just to really mess with people at home. Tell them, Jack, tell them like it is, buddy, because you're the Buddha of show business. Take it home. I really didn't intend to do this. I really wanted to say how grateful I am to the film critics for honoring Robin Yeah thanks for nothing It's a tie with three people! You pretty much said, you, Robin. Thank you, I hope that's televised. For those of you at home, Jack is getting ready to bring out a five iron. Since they didn't give you an award, you can have both of their names in the time. Thank you. I want to thank Jack Nicholson and Daniel Day-Lewis for giving me this piece of paper. Has their names on it, not mine. And I'm glad to be left out of this incredible group. I want to thank Jack for, he is to me the greatest actor, and Daniel Day-Lewis the greatest actor, and I'm just a hairy actor. And it's been a wonderful evening for me to walk away with nothing. Coming here with no expectations, leaving here with no expectations. It's pretty much been a Buddhist evening for me. Thank you.