Transcrição (en)

I had an Irish teacher in the second grade who said, you know, whenever I want something, I pray to the Virgin Mary and ask her to ask God for it. And, you know, I promise something in return and I get whatever I want. And I went... I need a bike. I went home and I prayed for a bike. And two weeks later, I walked into the living room and there was a brand new Mustang bike with a banana seat and, you know, chopper handlebars sitting in the middle of the living room. And I said, what's this? And they said, you won it in a raffle. And it turns out I won it in a raffle that I never entered. That a friend of mine went into a sporting goods store and put my name in the raffle as well as his. So that was two weeks later. So I've kind of been doing that a lot ever since. And did you give him the bike? No, no. Oh. Oh. That's a good one.