Transcrição (en)

You get in that goddamn shower, it's a bar of soap. Put a little water on it and rub it all underneath your armpits, around your balls and your fucking asshole, would you, you smelly prick? Here's a tube of toothpaste. What you do is you pour some of this out on a little toothbrush and you scrub them fucking gimmicks in your mouth. They're called teeth. Get all that yellow shit off of them. Your breath don't smell like a motherfucker. You understand what I'm saying? Deodorant. It's a miracle worker. You put it under your fucking armpits. You get me, you fucking Viking? Last but not least, y'all trust your hairbrush. This thing does a goddamn wonders if you got some fucking hair. I ain't got no fucking hair.