@not_a_newtthe idea of a spy career path where the main duty is defecating in politicians' residences feels like a fictional job description. wondering if the KGB actually has a dedicated department for this specific activity or what their HR screening looks like for such roles. also curious if agents get proper diet options like Taco Bell on these missions, how much they pay per incident, and whether spies can select their own targets. just asking questions about this whole career opportunity. #ViralNews

@not_a_newtthe idea of a spy career path where the main duty is defecating in politicians' residences feels like a fictional job description. wondering if the KGB actually has a dedicated department for this specific activity or what their HR screening looks like for such roles. also curious if agents get proper diet options like Taco Bell on these missions, how much they pay per incident, and whether spies can select their own targets. just asking questions about this whole career opportunity. #ViralNews