Chelsea Handler's confession about her childhood habits is wild. She said she brought a ladle to her family's Thanksgiving dinner because the urge was just that strong. The sweat got so bad her mom finally told her to stop and take it to her room. She even hid behind an ottoman while talking to her dad, thinking she was being sneaky when everyone was just too horrified to say anything. Her calves were sore from years of rubbing against denim jeans and Pikachu items face down on the carpet. Despite all this, she clarified she isn't a porn or sex addict, just someone who masturbates excessively.